Hero Citizen Can Name All 50 States

FAYETTEVILLE, AR–Local resident Carl Sutton was recognized by Fayetteville officials Monday for his “unique and patriotic” ability to name all 50 United States.

“I am proud to call Carl Sutton one of Fayetteville’s own,” said Mayor Gordon Semple, who awarded Sutton a special citation at the city’s American Legion Hall. “Very few people possess the skill to name all 50 states of the Union without consulting reference materials. Yet, relying only on his intellect and his powers of retention, Carl has achieved the near-impossible. He is a true American hero.”

Sutton’s state-recitation aptitude has drawn national attention, resulting in guest spots on TV talk shows, lecture dates in elementary and secondary schools, and goodwill visits to hospitals, nursing homes, and military bases. However, the 46-year-old delivery driver for Tyson Foods remains modest and somewhat bewildered by the acclaim.

“I only graduated from high school and never attended college, so when people say I’m a hero or a genius, I have a hard time believing them,” Sutton told reporters. “I did not have the advantages others have, so I’m just grateful to God for endowing me with this gift. I do not take it for granted, because I know how much it means to so many people.”

Sutton then concluded his remarks with his customary, keenly anticipated recitation of the 50 states in alphabetical order.

- Courtesy : The Onion

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